January 2010
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#59: Wal-Mart
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For the past few decades, Wal-Mart has been ruining the American landscape with their blandly designed stores and uneasy corporate glare. It is one of the largest corporations in the world, and its influence over the global economy is truly terrifying. What the discounted items and major bargains hide is a system which seeks to homogenize locales while simultaneously taking...
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#53: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt represent everything that is wrong in our culture. Whether it’s them milking their exploits all over trash magazines or appearing on each and every media venue they can make it on, they overstayed their welcome the minute they arrived. After gaining recognition for being spoiled and obnoxious brats on MTV’s Laguna Beach and The Hills, the two...
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#52: Wardrobe Malfunction
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If you were following the news after Super Bowl XXXVIII, you would have thought that Janet Jackson’s nipple-shielded breast was going to bring about World War III. Years have passed, and at this point it really doesn’t matter who was to blame for the “indecent exposure”, but what matters is that after all the sexual liberation and progress made in this country, a half a...
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#47: Ann Coulter
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Sometimes a person comes along who is so narrow-minded, misinformed, and ignorant, that you wonder whether it’s all a joke. In political commentator Ann Coulter’s case, you really wish it was one. This cold and soulless conservative nutcase continues to parade her hyperbolic rhetoric wherever she goes. Let’s take a look at the words that define her:
“I don’t know if...